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前两题听到Dr.Tang 和 Mrs. Tang 偶尔提到了PhD的意思，今天偶然看到了篇文章，于是转载了

1.Permanent Head Damage，永久性脑残
2.Pig Has Dream，猪也有梦想
3.Public Hated Degree，没人喜欢
4.Patiently Hoping for a Degree，耐心等待
5.Pathetic Homeless Dreamer，可怜又无家可归，但是还有梦想～
6.Professorship? hah! Dream on!，想要教职？做春秋大梦去吧
7.Probably Headed for Divorce，可能要和另一半分手
8.Parents have Debts，父母还会欠债
9.Proudly half Dead，半死了，却很自豪

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What "PhD" Really Stands for...

* Patiently hoping for a Degree
* Piled higher and Deeper
* Professorship? hah! Dream on!
* Please hire. Desperate.
* Physiologically Deficient
* Pour him (or her) a Drink
* Philosophically Disturbed
* Probably headed for Divorce
* Pathetically hopeless Dweeb
* Probably heavily in Debt
* Parents have Doubts
* Professors had Doubts
* Pheromone Deprived
* Probably hard to Describe
* Patiently headed Downhill...
* Permanent head Damage
* Pulsating heaving Disaster?
* Pretty homely Dork
* Potential heavy Drinker
* Professional hamburger Dispenser
* Post hole Digger
* Professional hair Dresser
* Progressive heart Doctor
* Professional humidity Detector
* Piano hauling Done
* Pro at hurling Darts
* Professional hugger of Dames
* Private house Detective
* Pizza hut Driver
* Pretty heavily Depressed
* Prozac handouts Desired
* Pretty heavy Diploma
* Pathetic homeless Dreamer
* Please hold Dangerous
* Permanently held Dear
* Proudly half Dead
* Promised hell Down-the-road
* Precisely helping Deadheads
* Processed here, Dammit
* Probably heavenly Death